RGIII

(To the tune of Steve Winwood's "Valerie")

Quarterback standing tall
Making opponents fall
He's got a huge arm
And he can run like the wind
He's sick and a much better person than Vick
Yes, he is so fast
4.4 in the 40
We've needed him for the past two decades.
He'll pass
For 4,040.

(chorus)
He's the one
He's the future
With the ball in his hands
RGIII
Play for me
Play for me, for Mike Shanny
Come to D.C.
Be the face that this franchise needs.

We made the trade to get him
Because he is so silly
We gave up a whole lot of value
So he can help us beat Philly.
We signed young, fast offensive weapons
So he can actually taste success.
He'll throw less than 24 picks
Because he's not John or Rex

He's the one
He's the future
With the ball in his hands
RGIII
Play for me
Play for me, for Mike Shanny
Come to D.C.
Be the face that this franchise needs.